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BACK FROM HELL. School's been tough, esp. art. Damn hard man. Sorry for long update. It's just that I've no inspiration/ motivation to blog. GOMEN NASAI!!!

Latest post was Friday. Now Wednesday. 5 days. What could happen in five days? Alot. Let me tell you all the stuffs that's been happening to my life.

-Sat-
Tio Tuition. Sianz. 9-12. Unity Sec. The school damn boring man. The classroom so fucking dull some more, no wonder CT say the school sucks. LOL. After that go Lot 1 PLAYCRAFT ( BEST SHOP EVAH!!!! ) play for 6 hr haha....MK vs DC. Then mother scold me ask me go home. Diao kena lecture man.... oso I wanted to go Grandmother house but she at my auntie's house cos she sick. Wa lao I so scared sia...hope she get well soon.... LOVE U GRANDMOTHER!!!!

-Sun-
I forgot what I did. xD GOMEN NASAI!!!!

-Mon-
Died during first two periods. English and Math. KNN principal trying to kill us is it? Some more the study group like SHIT sia. I tio Rachel, Yu Rong and Qin Zhe...LOLS damn annoying sia he. QZ go disturb Jia Yi haha. QZ go make the bird call sound, then I saw Jia Yi roll up a piece of paper. And I was like OMG if he throw and hit, I laugh. Then QZ make the noise again, and then the Jia Yi turned at QZ kena HEADSHOT. haha! Jia Yi was like ..

:Shut up if not I keep throwing!

LOLS Qin Zhe, being Qin Zhe after all, ignored the warning and kept doing it. Jia Yi got angry and threw a pen and hit Qin Zhe's chest. Owned. Lame sia....Sec 3 wear long pants supposed to be mature but still so..childish haha!

-Tue-
P.E. had to run fucking 2.6 KM. CCB... my timing like shit man. 15 min plus I think. No one recorded the time. Fuck sia I wan see loh..... Nvm, what to do? Just do it. -Nike rules-

-Wed-
Lol me and my gang ( Chow Seng, Kelvin, Jerald, Hwa Tiang, Chun Hao, Dion ) made a little game. Whoever swears must be slapped. Lol I got slapped for saying KNN. Everyone had been slapped except for Chun Hao. Few minutes before recess ended, Chun Hao was like

:Hey can say feck?

Then we all thought he said fuck, and we slapped him haha! Then he go say

:Oi I never say f-u-c-k la CCB!

Then we slapped him some more LOLS. OWNAGE!

Art did stuff. Forgot what it was....LOL. WAIT I REMEMBER. DICKHEAD WEARS CONDOM CAPS, AND CHIPMUNKS WERE BORN FROM CRAZY SEX WITH SQUIRRELS AND MICE!!!!

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!

Take care! xD

Yours Truly ( sometimes ),
LOLKing

Back from the best camp of my life at St.John Island. Damn shiok* man. Best 3 days of my 15 year life. But on the end of the 2nd day, Instructor Herman had to be so sentimental and so sappy, that I can't help but be sad that I'm gonna leave them and never see them again. Ergh, he's good with words. Some more the music from his HP damn gay, but suits the mood just nicely. Then the Banu cry, cos it was ''so touching''. Prolly was though, for some of us. I thought Shereen cry sia jz now LOL cos the eyes damn watery... anyways whatever la eh. U dun nid 2 read this intro anyways. fucking boring.

------------Sad-ed-------------
Most memorable experience was the FUCKING Monster Inc. crawl up the fucking slope. CCB the slope's surface damn sharp and rocky sia. See ah, the objective is to climb up the fucking long cliff/ hill/ slope. The catch is, everyone has to sit down and wrap their legs around the waist of the person in front of them. I was the first in line, and usually the first in line has the most pressure, cos they have to hold in the weight of all the people behind him. And behind me was fucking C.C.Hao who weighs 75 kg. You try handle 75 kg on your legs. Na bey I almost kena cramp sia since he applied pressure to my thighs. But nvm, we PERSEVERE and we fucking owned the bloody cliff. It's hard to forget those experiences of teamwork AND hardwork.

--------------Pain-ed------------
Next was campfire. We were the last class. What to say... save the best for last eh? 3H rawked the house down man....did everything according to plan ( even if it didn't, they wouldn't know. xP ) My voice got sore and hoarse for the superpower cheer hehe....but it was alright. Especially the breakdancing for me, HT and Shah. I did se7en, Whirlwind and Freeze. HT did handstand twirl and Shah did Whirlwind to freeze combo. Sweet...

------------Joy-ed-------------
Looking at some FFunny( fucking funny) pix of us at the camp uploaded by Amarul... you can see it here...copy & paste..the usual. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?success=1&id=735759584#/album.php?aid=2006358&id=1124357394

----------Miss-ed-------------
I miss the teamwork. I miss the blood, sweat and tears as we strived to be the best. I miss Herman's laugh. I miss Priscilla's hyperness. What is it?

I miss camp.

Just arrived home from my grandmother's house, since my cousins from Brunei arrived in Singapore. It's compulsory on my part to visit them twice. One for coming to Spore, and another for leaving Spore. Ergh, it's not the whole family though, unlike last Dec. That was awesome. Just Auntie Ros, sister Naila and Farah. :'(... I wanted Puteri and Shiqah to come...they're fun.
xD

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Me, Klive and Farah went to Plaza Singapura today to waste our lives. We actually wanted to watch movies, but in the end I dropped out, since I had to go back 2 nenek's* house ffs. Ok fine, I went back to talk 2 Naila since I hadn't done it yesterday SINCE she slept. Wth it was like 8pm and she's already catching some Zzzs...

--------Camwhoring is for whores who love to cam-------

They're gonna head back to Brunei on Friday...
So I'm prolly gonna go to rumah nenek* on Thursday to camwhore with them. Oh and I decided to go with the emo/pk style, it kinda suits me....I'll post pix of me later on when I rajin* lah.

TC,
LOLKing.

----------Dictionary-------
nenek: grandmother
rumah: house
rajin: feel like it, responsible.

Friday 13th was the Maple's b'day..Happy b'day yeah? Oh and the Dickhead gave her a Winnie the Pooh gift from the Lot1 jackpot things. Free. Bloody hell. So good sia...

------Cupid's arrow must be blunt today cos I'm not affected---

During SS( stupid session ) teacher never came, so the class split into groups. One group over here, another over there and one more right around that corner. My group had all the malay boyz and we talked about ghost stories/ films/ haunted schools, like Entity, Shutter( fucking good ) and my previous school. There's this part in Shutter everyone says is creepy. The windshield crawling scene and the bedroom crawling scene. CCB I hate that part. Both of it. Oh yeah my frenz said that ( censored due to privacy ) Primary School's SocialStudies gallery is haunted since the mannequins( it's always those ) keep shifting about. Oh well. Sucks to be there right now.

---------Love takes away treasured friendships------

I MSN-ed with Pumper and Dickhead today, but more like me and Pumper just talked. Dickhead went off to Maple to fuck his girlfriend. CCB go pang sey us...Not 5 minutes ago Dickhead entered me and Pumper's conversation ( we added him earlier but didn't know he was Mapling ) and he said, '' U guys talk loads of bullcrap" and we were like "Finally!" but then Dickhead replied "Oh gtg, still playing maple. xD" ccb...Monday DICKHEAD DIE. We are going to fucking teabag him.

----Hope I can rip out Cupid's wings with my BARE HANDS------

Sigh, ending off now. TC.

Yours Truly,
LOLKing.

Morning assembly I kena called for ICM{ forgot what it stands for LOL } So I asked JunMing what ICM was, whether it was good or bad. He said bad, and I'm like oh shit, i'm so screwed. Jun Ming was right, cos the freakin Mr.Chua ( my mentor ) asked me whether I was FUCKING ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY.

Started making a blog. It's the first one I've ever made, and I've no experience AT ALL so cut me some slack, k? This blog ain't mine, it's me, dickhead, pumper, fatty, T-BAG and B-ball. Alot of ppl eh? So..hehe IDK what 2 do....so..


Ok how about this then. 2day, yours truly( me ) went 2 Jerald's house 2 play Monkey Dodgeball. It's a mix of monkey and dodgeball. Go figure yourself how to play. So we played, played and played some more. Oh Jerald kena HEADSHOT by fatty. Awesome. Then HT also got HEADSHOT by fatty. Awesome x2. then Jerald's bro Jones passed me the ball, I flicked it up using my foot, and the ball hit my face, facking up my spex. Awesome x3. So now I'm hot, sweaty and my spex just fell. Sweet.


Oh and there would be EXCESSIVE SWEARING on my part. So yeah, a lil' heads up just for you, since I love you guys/girls so much. Muahx.Happy Almost Valentine's Day, Bitch( there goes my swearing )

Yours truly,
LOLKing xD