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Thursday, February 12, 2009 @ 3:01:00 PM

Hentai. Lawls

Morning assembly I kena called for ICM{ forgot what it stands for LOL } So I asked JunMing what ICM was, whether it was good or bad. He said bad, and I'm like oh shit, i'm so screwed. Jun Ming was right, cos the freakin Mr.Chua ( my mentor ) asked me whether I was FUCKING ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY.

CCB sia! I was like NO LA, why did you say I was addicted? Then he say,

Mr.Chua:Oh, because when you are in class you are very...open to your opinions.

LOLKing:In what way?
Mr.Chua:Well, you tend to say very..funny things to women.

LOLKing:Like what? Wo yao gen ni zuo ai*? I where got say sia? I only say to my bfs'!

Mr.Chua:That's the problem. It would start small, then it would grow into a very big problem.

LOLKing:But 'cher, I just joking mah!

Mr.Chua:Well it is very uncomfortable, so please stop alright?

LOLKing:*nods head* Fine...

Mr.Chua:So where did you get all these ideas?
LOLKing:Friends.

Mr.Chua:And?

LOLKing:Porn....

Mr.Chua:So you are addicted to pornography...

LOLKing:No la 'cher, I sumpah*, I not addicted!

Mr.Chua:Sure ah?

LOLKing:REALLY!

Mr.Chua:Ok,fine.

*Qin Zhe comes along*

Mr.Chua:Okay, Iman, you can go now.

Iman:Thanks 'cher. And I'm not addicted to pornography.

Mr.Chua:Ok, I know.

Qin Zhe:Hah? What porn?

Mr.Chua:Nothing, nevermind.

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Wa lao. So... paiseh*. Bah I ending this right now, cos I'm fucking late for badminton with my frenz. BB, and to all my classmates who are reading this, it seriously happened. Just don't rub it in my face tomorrow k? Much appreciated.

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Wo yao gen ni zuo ai: I want to make love to you( chinese )

Sumpah:Promise, swear ( malay )

Paiseh: Embarrassed ( ?? Hokien? Cantonese? Chinese? Singlish? )

;as the story unfolds .

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