This thing happened a week ago. The reason why I never updated was because I can. Fuck all who say otherwise. Moving on. To make up for you whining bitches/ bastards, I'm going to write a second post after this? Happy? You should be. I'm sacrificing watching the Matrix to cater to your needs.

Anyways, during Art class, Mdm Lin never came. Well she did, but she didn't want to entertain us with her boredom and intellect. So during the first period of Art, we slacked. Just contented with watching the world go by. You should try it. It's a break from the hustle and bustle of life. To sit back, relax, and enjoy the serenity.

Second period of Art was when all Hell broke loose.

Went to the Library cos' Mr. Koala asked us to. So off we went. Entered the Library and me and Scott finally had sexEMO-ED without Derrick to go all gay on us. Derrick, I'm sorry to say, but I'm already taken. We listened to a few songs, and then Sherry, Banu, Ridzuan and Amarul played Upwords.

Banu spelt 'Fuck' through sheer skill and Sherry spelt 'Suck' and 'Cock'.

I'm surrounded by horny morons.

If you thought that was funny, which I probably thought it wasn't, more like LAME, the killer came when Scott flourished his handphone out, and I was like ( since it was the first time I saw it ), I remarked,

"Wow, so dark and shiny. Real nice man."
"Yeah, I know. It's about as black as Banu."

-Cue awkward silence. Followed by hysterical laughter-

Dear God, is it a sin to laugh at one's misfortune?
Yes.
But it's funny!
I dont' care. Quiet before I own your ass.
=.=. *thinks to himself* What the f..
Hey man, I'm God. I know what you're thinking.
..Fish.

-Ignore anything I said up there-

-------This cycle of hate marches on--------------

Periods came. Periods went. And then there was one more left. Biology.
Stuff happened. Most memorable?

Derrick sprayed spermwater all over my shoulder/sleeve. And some of it splashed onto the floor. So Ms Ho asked him to clean it all up, which he did.

Reluctantly, I might add.

So he's crouching on the floor, with two hands on the towel. He's cleaning the floor, and I look at him, and I laugh. Why?

1) He looks like he's getting anal by the way he's crouching.
2) He looks like an old man/beggar doing his thing. Cleaning up shit.

So me, being the merciful soul that I am, asked him,

"Hey, Derrick, you want some money? I give you la, since you look so poor. 5 cents can?"
Then I took 5 cents out and flicked it to him. He growled. LOL. I'm sniggering by now, barely able to contain my laughter.

Then he started wiping the table ( some of the water got there ) and Scott, being the ultimate asshole he is, started smirking. And he said,

"You missed the spot."

BAM! I lost it. Me and Scott had a long laugh after that. Then I got punched by Derrick. Sigh. Scott got lectured by Ms Ho. Then we went home.

Sigh, it's great to be in N/A.