Yoz! Back to blogging! Hahas, tio force lor... Zz.. OKOK, w/e, let's move on shall we?

26th May, went to stadium at night to play hide and seek with Jerald, Kelvin, Zahri and Jones. Don't ask me how old I am. Hide and seek is a classic game. If you've never played it before..

You have no childhood.

So we played 'til 8.30-ish and we were about to go home, when Jones saw a stunt bike. Which had no lock. So I took it home. I have it with me now. xD

-Edit 29th May-

Apparently the owner of the bike saw my brother playing, and he wants it back. However he needs to have some sort of evidence that the bike I "took without permission" COUGHSTOLECOUGH was his.

I have the most shit luck the universe has ever witnessed.

-Moving On-

28th May, celebrated my brother's birthday. Went to Delifrance ( cos French food owns ) and the bill was $104. NICE. Had spaghetti and a brownie with vanilla ice-cream as dessert. Yummy [=

HAPPY 13th BROTHA!! Also, went to PlayCraft and helped to vacuum/mop the floor. Played DJ Max 3 A.K.A. Clazziquai with the speakers. Total audio euphoria to the max!

-Continuing-

Had my exam results shown. I've improved, "greatly". Pass 3 fail 3, compared to last term, where I passed 2 failed 4. Uber pwnage.

LOL MY MATH SA1 19%.

I know, I'm an overachiever.

English SA1 70%, and the rest is mediocre. Zz. Hope I graduate from Platinum Study Group. Sheesh. But the PTM itself wasn't that bad la, 'cher said that if I improved on my Math, I can get to Sec 5 and take my 'O' lvl. Which I really want right now.

AND I LOST MY EZ-LINK CARD. LOL.

That's why I didn't come for the BBQ for PEARLS Programme students. Haizz. Nevermind la, I don't mind.

I WANT SEC 3NA BBQ!!!

Imagine how it would be like. LOL. Getting kinda giddy hahas. This is one of those times where I'm kinda glad I'm NA. Cos there's only 2 of us, and we're kinda close.

Haha they're my second family hor! xP

-BlaBlaBlaBlaBla-

Ish, falling in love again. Haizz.

Falling in love hurts when you land. Go buy parachute next time better.

June hols are here. But I'm not in the mood.. hm.. I wonder why?

Last Thursday, 3G went ballistic when they left the class. Shouts were heard all over the place. When 3H left the class, it was a quiet affair. Hm. It was like nobody was actually ready for the holidays. They don't want to leave the school behind.

But...

Is it the school they're leaving, or their friends?

I leave the answers up to you.

In any case, have a great June holiday!

[=

Sayonara,
LOLKing

Went to Republic Polytechnic today, for the Adventure Half-Day camp. Lol. It was awesome I tell you. ESPECIALLY THE TIGHT ROPE. Wa that one can go fly without wings. See ah, we were suspended about two or three ( probably three ) stories above ground. After that we are to move between obstacle to obstacle. The only thing that prevented us from being a little red dot is due to the safety rope. A small, pathetic 1.5 metre rope will prevent us from falling three stories down.

Somehow, that doesn't actually console me.. -.-''

But yet, I was the first to go. Wo shi nan ren ( pun not intended ), after all.

First stage was okay. Not too bad. There were logs that you could hold onto for support, and the platforms were not too small to balance and walk to the next stage.

Second stage was a breeze. A massive web of ropes, you just need to slowly shimmy to the other side of the stage.

3rd stage was kinda okay. There was a bridge that was roughly a metre long. Just need to walk to the end of the bridge. There were four punching bags that you can hold onto for support, but you also have to move it out of the way to keep moving forward.

4th stage is HELL. It's just like the 3rd stage. It's just that the bridge is a single rope whose diameter is less than ONE of Hwa Tiang's shoes. And the punching bags?

Replaced with 4 ropes, each 2 metres away from each other. But it would slowly be closer and closer la, til' it's about arms length.

Everyone hated that stage.

5th stage was slightly difficult, because the only support you have is your safety rope. The platform was made up of a single large log, and you have to walk across it. It's okay la, not so bad.

Then got one more game for us, but that one is slightly less fun than the 5-obstacles.

After that slacked a bit, then took a a scheduled bus to Kranji and walked home after that.

Oh and Lilian hum ji-ed out of the 4th stage. The HELL one. She cried halfway through , then she sat there and cried. One of the facilitator's had to DRAG her out of the obstacle. Z.

Can't wait for next Wed, cos we all later going to "East Coast" ( that's what Shah says ) for BBQ. After school, we chiong to Choa Chu Kang Control Station and meet there at 3 pm sharp.

Hope I won't be late.

AND I HATE MS LOW.








THE DISCIPLINARY ONE.

Yoz! Back to blogging! Haha sorry for the late post, was busy with playing PSP and computer. Some more got exams. Haha paiseh paiseh!

KK, I got my results already for English and Physics.

For English, I got highest marks for compo. 25/30. For Paper 2, I got 56/80. Shit score. I wanna aim 65 and above for end of year. Must buck up.

Physics was a let-down. I got 30-half upon 50. Haizz. Why I never get 40 seh... or at least a 35? Stupid paper. Stupid me. End of year must improve. Like mad. But it's okay la, compared to my class' results, it's quite good. But still,

I can improve. Haiz.

OMG WITH THESE MARKS I HOPE I CAN GRADUATE FROM PLATINUM MAN!

-------BreaK-------

Last Friday, got this one speaker come our school. She vely chio seh. I think she mixed blood. Anyways, the teacher talked about image la. How to present ourselves confidently and all that. Then there's this part called

"Image Buster"

which means that the peoples' view of you will be lower if you do something. That "something" is..

Bad breath, body odour, foul language and one more I forgot. Then there was quiz time ( standard ), the question was,

"Name two types of image busters"

I raised my hand, she came to me, and I said,

"Foul language"

Then Chun Hao shot me a sarcastic remark, and I'm like,

"Shut up Chun Hao."

THEN I GAVE HIM THE MIDDLE FINGER

WHAT THE FCUK I TELL YOU. SUPER PAISEH LIKE CRAZY MAN!

....so much for foul language... -.-''

But I got a moisturiser for myself now, cos I answered that question truthfully. Lol. But still...


Middle finger.

Haizz.... so embarrassing

Yeah, all exams are finally over. Finally man. Now I can fly already, by playing games 24/7. Haha. Some more no school man. Shiok! I can die in peace. xD

But then again...

Out of the frying pan, and into the fire. <-- An idiom. Check out what it means.

What? Don't look at me like that, what do you think I am, a walking dicktionary?

Well anyways, out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Exams are over and now the only thing(s) standing between us and total world domination is...yeah... you guessed it.

Exam.....
RESULTS.

Oh God have mercy on our souls.

I tell you guyz/gurlz..

If I fail my English...

I....
Will...








KILLEVERYONEONEARTHESPECIALLYLILIANANDTHEFREAKINGMOE.


done.

P/S ( not paiseh, that's PS ), a lot of things happened during my short break and I kinda forgot some of them. But I'll recollect what I've remembered and type it down for you. Ain't I nice?


---------YESTERDAY------------

Played soccer at Jerald's house. We played at the badminton court there, then it started to rain, so we played indoors. Even though it had a NO-PLAYING SOCCER SIGN.

You see, a few minutes ago, a family of 5 were playing soccer at the SAME PLACE. They made a hell of a lot of noise, cos their kids were lower primary and you know how they could be when they're high...

Moving on..

When the family left, we took over. And we played for a while. Hell, we didn't even shout or scream or ram the balls on the walls. We made VERY LITTLE NOISE compared to the family.

THEN THE UNCLE COME SIA. HE THREATENED TO CALL THE POLICE IF WE PLAYED THERE AGAIN.

Lol I remember the last time the uncle called the police. Haha we ran.

"Hello, Yew Tee community centre? Yes, I have a band of delinquets playing soccer down at my block and they are creating quite a ruckus and are vandalising the walls. Could you please come down here and apprehend them? I live at Block 614." *he didn't say his unit. Hum ji dog.*

Lol then we ran. He also ran, and he caught up with Daryl. Zzz. Daryl's freaking gay man. The guy go grab him, why he ( daryl ) never fight back? Idiot sia he. If I were him, I'd gladly rain punches on that guy's pathethic body. Then I'll kick his balls for good measure.

Haizz, but whatever.

All I know is that the uncle came when WE were playing, and not when the family was playing.

How biased can he be? He's a perv. Everytime spy at us. What the hell, screw it, next time we play soccer at ANYWHERE and he comes to BxTCH about us, we're gonna steal his handphone, delete every single contact and break it apart for good measure. If he whacks us, I don't mind.

5 vs 1, you tell me who win?

Being the hum ji that he is, he's gonna go home with his tail tucked between his legs. Dog.

In Jerald's words,
He's a motherfcking son of a ni na bei.

There's so many anti-emo people. Embrace the darkness within your hearts. It's sensational. Give up on life, because you and I both know it's useless to fight back.

Lose yourself in your iNSanITy and welcome it.

Misery loves company after all.

I can't imagine my friends growing up. It's hard. Imagine Derrick working full time at an engineering shop. Or perhaps Cedric coaching a basketball team. Maybe Daryl's a teacher perhaps? Or Jerald being a banker. He was one with money after all. Imagine all of us being successful in life. How would it look like? To be in our prime of youth.

Then we get old.

We grow white hair. Wrinkles. We grow old. Our bones would be brittle and weak, and we laugh less and less. Eventually we stop laughing and smiling. Our hearts would be cold as ice, and happiness would cease to exist.

Then we die.

One by one, we would leave this place. Our friends and family will leave us. Alone. Broken-hearted. I pity the person who would die last amongst his group of friends. Kelvin dies. Chow Seng dies. Zahri dies. Jerald dies. Wei Seng dies. And then I'm left. The only person from 3H that still exists.

Then death comes.

And I die slowly and painfully. No one to hold my hand. No one to love me. No one to miss me. I'm surrounded by the silent whispers of people forgotten in time. No crying faces from my family. No sad smiles from my friends. Just me. All alone.

Then I'll die.









And no one would miss me.

I see a couple holding hands, walking down the street.
[ pretty ]
I see a couple holding hands, kissing, and walking down the street.[ sweet ]
I see a couple holding hands, kissing, and they don't watch the road. [ inevitable ]
I see a couple holding hands, kissing, and a car comes.
[ beautiful ]
I see a couple holding hands, kissing, and the driver's drunk. [ exhilarating ]

They're on the floor now, surrounded by on-lookers who stare, and don't do anything.
They're on the floor now, and their deaths echoes of broken promises and a future gone.
They're on the floor now, and blood seeps into the road and the tar.
They're on the floor now, unmoving. And yet....








They're still holding hands.